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Proper Gentleman

July 25th 2009

Proper Gentleman Thinks 'Expiration Dating' Is a Euphemism for 'One-Night-Stand'

- Stefanie

Another of Stefanie's crazy stories.

The other day Miss Imagination Station, Proper Gentleman, and I were talking about expiration dating. Proper Gentleman is moving to another state soon, and we thought he might like to try it, especially since he is both nice and hot (which is almost unheard of in the District of Columbia). We were surprised to find out that he had no idea what we were talking about.

Expiration dating is when two people start a relationship that has a defined end date; i.e., one of the people is moving soon. It is also a good excuse to hook-up with someone you have always been attracted to but never wanted to date.

Miss Imagination Station: “How do you not know what it is!?”